Sunday, November 15, 2015

Quarantine and Corruption

Charges of corruption were today pressed against Martin Sanders, senior vice president of the Witchhaul Corporation, as evidence of bribery and false claims has emerged.

Reports indicate that Mr. Sanders used company funds to make several significant donations to agricultural health and hygiene monitors, in return for which over twenty Kobe Beef ranches on the southern continent were placed under quarantine orders.

In response to the health scare, the Witchhaul Corporation then placated the market by announcing that it would be placing larger orders from northern ranches, to fill any shortfalls in distribution and maintain the galactic supply. New links have been discovered showing that Mr. Sanders had previously made significant investments in the ranches which benefitted from the crisis.

CEO Ava Ngobeni made a brief statement expressing her shock at Mr Sanders’ illicit activities, and said that the board of directors would meet to discuss an internal review as a matter of urgency.

Cmdr Stateira 'Starcloak' Eleshenar
Regulus Observer | Interstellar Press

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