A slew of reports have come in over the past week from thousands of people with Alacarakmo skin art that the images created no longer respond to their programming devices, and in some cases produce offensive images and text that is completely out of their control. This has led to embarrassing incidents and Congressman Urqu Flores was yesterday forced to yield the floor during the middle of a debate when his tattoo began reading obscenities directed towards leading Federation politicians.
Responding to complaints, Body Décor company executives announced that they were investigating the matter, and this morning released a statement: “In all cases, the consumer had acquired our product over fifty years ago. Rigorous testing revealed that this dated code has become vulnerable to hackers. We are working as fast as possible to implement new security protocols and transmit them to the older nanites. The Body Décor company would like to apologise for any distress caused to our customers.”
Cmdr Stateira "Starcloak" Eleshenar
Allied News Service | Interstellar Press
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