Shares in the cargo handling company Gapah-Morsk have fallen to record lows after recent problems in Gurragchaa Gateway disrupted local shipping.
At a crisis meeting with investors, executive director Trent Collins was quick to assign blame:
"I find it incredible how problems of this magnitude have been allowed to happen on such an important corporate asset. I have staff refusing to go to work because they think aliens have attacked! As far as I'm concerned, the only conspiracy here is the unions planting ridiculous stories to drum up trouble, and ill-disciplined staff bunking off work. If this disruption persists, the only alien threat they're going to see will be the legal kind from other systems taking over their jobs."
Commander Gan
Zaonce Market Circular | Interstellar Press
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